I thought I would blog this time about FAQ’s that errr are frequently asked lol!

How do I contact you? You never answer your phone!

Guilty lol! When you first call or text me, you will get an auto response, this will ask you for details such as age, ethnicity, when you would like to book and for how long. If you would kindly respond, we can take it from there. There is also a contact form on my website if you wish to email me. Please note I will never send you a random text or call you, I am very discrete. If I haven’t replied to your message it is likely that I didn’t pick your message up straight away, and have now deemed it indiscreet to message you, by all means chase me up.

Are you in a hotel?

No, I have my own very discrete house in central London.

Are you independent or work for an agency?

I am totally independent, I don’t have anyone to answer my calls/texts, handle my bookings, it is 100% me that you communicate with.

Do you have nearby parking?

Yes, there is a secure, paid car park a 2 minute walk away, also on-street metered parking nearby. I am in the congestion and ULEZ zone, however I’m told if you park the other side of the Euston Road you are safe!

Do you do social only dates?

Yes, I love socialising and would be happy to accompany you to dinner, the theatre or a function. My rates for this are the same as my escort rates.

Are you English?

Yes, English born and bred.

Are your photos real and current?

Yes, whenever I have a photo shoot I do emphasise to the photographer that I don’t want heavy photoshopping, the lady you meet is the lady in the pictures. I would be mortified if you came to see me and thought I looked nothing like my pictures!

Can I see a face picture?

Sorry my privacy is very important to me, If you want an idea of what I look like I have been told I look like Julia Roberts, Liz Hurley, Carol Smillie and Suranne Jones……so far nobody has run away in horror lol

What are your “likes?”

The dates I enjoy are of a sensuous, erotic, authentic girlfriend experience, lots of kissing, touching and oral both ways. Rather than listing everything I enjoy, please get in touch and tell me the sort of thing that “floats your boat”, I am incredibly broad minded and enjoy hearing your ideas. I am very health conscious and unsafe practices are a huge “No”, I have a full health screening each month, my health and your health are paramount.

Why are you asking for a deposit?

I do occasionally ask for a nominal deposit payable by anonymous Amazon e-card or to my discreetly named business account. This may be for several reasons, you are a new client wanting a popular time of day, I have to travel to see you, you have previously been a ”no show”. Pleased be assured, I am an established, well reviewed lady, and my reputation is more important to me than running off with your £20 deposit.

Can I do a bank transfer?

Yes, by all means. I have a discreetly named business account. Transfers must be in place prior to your booking time (it can take several hours for the funds to hit my business account).


I enjoy roleplay, and have done some really fabulous ones with clients, please send me your ideas (just an outline please, I don’t have time to go through a “Gone with the Wind” type script).

What is the protocol for outcalls?

I am happy to visit you at your hotel or private residence. My minimum outcall time is 2 hours, I will require a £100 deposit (If I haven’t seen you before), my travel costs are to be covered by the client.

Do you do WhatsApp video or phone chats?

Yes, I am happy to do this, my rates are £4 per minute, with a 5 minute minimum and must be prebooked.

Victoria Myers